February 2012
16 posts
you should put "white girl wasted" in Google...
Lovely
pitka:
“So, my pathetic friend…..”
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
GPOY
nucleur:
i wanna get stoned like in the olden days
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what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
January 2012
29 posts
When I remember words in a song from years ago.
lolsofunny:
I’m like:
But I can’t remember what I learned in class yesterday, but it’s okay because:
lolsofunny.com
That awkward moment when you decide to look at... →
I Lol’d.
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jimhalpert:
belikovings:
missesnorris:
missindianajones:
cheezepizza:
shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
December 2011
18 posts
